Selasa, 18 Mei 2010

Minum Part 2

student W: teacher, saya mau minum.. suda 2 hari sy x minum..
teacher aina: i know..suda 2 hri x minum pe? soya bean? seven-up?!
student W: bukan2.. sy suda 2 hari x minum water..
teacher aina: sure??
student W: sure.. sy suda 2 hri x minum water...melon juice

Minum Part 1

student W: teacher, saya mau minum.. suda 2 hari sy x minum..
teacher aina: sudah 2 hari x minum??
student W: ya.. sy sudah 2 hari x minum..soya bean!

Smooth~

student C: teacher, your hand so "#@*^&" (bhs cina)
teacher aina: means??
student C: erm.. aaa... "smooth"!
teacher aina: hahaha
student C: i think just bcoz of the water..
teacher aina: huh!

Whats Wrong With Hong2??

hari ni dapat flying kiss..pandangan mata sin chan "blik3!" dan pandangan curi2 dari Hong2. the question is, why???
A: beliau berdendam dgn teacher aina sebab selalu kena marah n denda
B: beliau kurang kasih syg
C: hari ni beliau lupa makan ubt.huhu

Marah~

Teacher aina: student D, student G, sit down!!!
student Y: cikgu, tadi awk jerit marah orang kat kelas tingkat 4, sy pergi tandas tingkat 1 pun boleh dengar suara awk maa..

Puan Aina??

sepuluh minit sebelum kelas start. di bilik guru..
student W: puan aina! sekarang masa sains.. (sambil buat muka comey)
teacher aina: lagi 10 minit la.. mari sini, tolong saya angkat buku..
student W mengangkat buku ke kelas..
student W: semua orang, puan aina akan sampai sekejap lagi.. (dengan muka innocent)

Hari 1C Sedunia~

selepas 4 masa berturut2 mngajar 1c (sains&seni) + relief 1 masa= 5masa@2jam 55min...
student: cikgu! awak lagi ka??
teacher aina: yes..sigh~
student: haiya, mati la... saya sudah bosan tengok muka awk.
teacher: saya lagi bosan tengok muka awk semua!!

Wear Your "What"??

teacher aina: girls.. sit down! (dgn nada garang)
teacher aina: boy! sit on the chair! not on your desk!! (dengan nada sgt garang)
teacher aina: you! wear your chair!!! (dengan nada super garang)
students: wear your chair???
teacher aina: opss..sori2. wear your necktie.. (dengan nada tahan gelak.haha)

Homework~

teacher aina: mane buku? homework sudah hantar?!!
student T: err... cikgu! awk semakin cantik kebelakangan ini..(buat muka innocent)
teacher aina: (pndai pulak budk ni wat ayt lengkap dlm bm..) jgn mngada2! esk pkul 1.10pm, sy nk tgk buku awk ats mja sy!!